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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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scieb:

scieb:

when your art history classmate copies all your answers but gets higher grades than you, and when the issue is brought up with the school board, they take her side because she’s prettier

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