spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

alienetta:

me

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

what if every band had the word gays in them

chasingthemotherfuckingsun:

defend-pizzapartiez:

michaelgayscott:

niggorita:

jeremyisasexgod:

ku-ween-ana:

some-people-call-it-war-crime:

dr00mz:

Sleeping with gays

Bring me the gays

Asking gays

of gays & men

Pierce the gays

The gays wear prada

blessthegays

we came as gays

the gays in you

avenged gays

green gays

my gays romance

all time gays

A Gay to remember

Memphis Gay Fire

I see gays

One Direction

Gays Wanted

So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor:

    Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

  • Like 3 people:

    *raises hand*

  • Professor:

    Who plans on never getting married?

  • Me:

    *raises hand*

  • Professor:

    *points me out* why?

  • Me:

    It's illegal.

  • Professor:

    touche.

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito